You see, ever since these flavors were made known to me, I’ve had a whole new perspective of ice cream. I LOVE ice cream. Granted, my tummy hurts after eating a whole lot of it, I still do anyways. If I didn’t know such flavors exist, I’d claim I eat every flavor of ice cream there is. BUT and that’s a big but, I’d rather die from starvation than eat any of these ice cream flavors!

Charcoal Ice Cream

Umm…Hello? These are supposed to cook what’s to be eaten, not the other way around.

Garlic Ice Cream

Aptly branded — Dracula, the garlic ice cream. Uh, no thank you. Unless I want to be teased garlic-breath, I’d rather not.

Goat Ice Cream

This one’s made of goat milk with…goat meat chunks! Eeewww…

Pit Viper Ice Cream

Not content with eating goats? How about pit vipers? Get revenge on ‘em poisonous snakes! Eat ‘em up!

Squid Ink Ice Cream

Um…would most probably taste like…ink?

And finally, the KICKER:

Raw Horseflesh

Oh of course. I had never wanted anything in my life except to eat ice cream with raw chunks of horseflesh. X_x

Of course, you know this post is just the tip of the iceberg, right? Read this article on 101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors.